We Promise:

Not to bill you in Yen currency.

To work according to how much you pay us.

To deliver a product we can both stand behind. Not like a wall or a phone booth, or something similar.

To be creative according to how much time you let us muster things over.

To not call you mom.

We'll discount invoices if we screw up bad.

Not to bill you for hours we spend fishing.

Not to spend your advertising budget on cheap booze. We only drink quality stuff, like the blood of your rivals.